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Women injured by exploding toilets
Exploding toilets injured two workers at a federal building in Washington D.C because of a plumbing malfunction that blasted out tiny shards of porcelain. A woman from the General Services...
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Cricket in India – an alternative story
Many years ago my great uncle relayed to me a story of his youth when he visited India. A test series was to be played…Australia against India in the sub continent. It was the first time my uncle had...
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What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?
After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come...
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Plumber builds world’s fastest toilet
Commuting to work will never be the same again for this imaginative plumber who has built the world’s fastest fully-functioning toilet. Colin Furze, 33, has spent four weeks building the petrol-powered...
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Davo’s quote of the day
‘A person that drops a watch down the toilet, will have a shitty time’ The post Davo’s quote of the day appeared first on Ozzie News.
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Woman gets superglued to toilet seat
A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at a Home Depot store in Georgia, US, after the shopper...
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Man realises he’s been pooing wrong his whole life
It has to be the most bizarre epiphany ever. A guy found out he’d been going to the toilet wrong his whole life when he went into a shop to buy a new lavatory. He spoke with a shop assistant who joked...
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Toilets and potatoes don’t mix!
A man learnt two simple yet important lessons recently: 1. Potatoes cannot be flushed down toilets. 2. Setting a fire alarm off rarely solves non-fire related problems. The unnamed man learnt these...
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Lipstick in school
According to a news report, a certain private school in Perth was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom....
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Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Outside smoking a cigarette, minding my own business feeling that sweet poison course through my veins when some drudge from my office walks past with the oh so witty comment, “You know if you keep...
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